Goldilocks the Greatest Hoe on Earth
Thursday 12th January 2023 8:00pm
Friday 13th January 8:00pm
Saturday 14th January 8:00pm
Thursday 19th January 8:00pm
Friday 20th January 8:00pm
Saturday 21st January 8:00pm
Roll up roll up, take your position under a big top and gasp in amazement at our impressive ring!
Matty Hurst and The Kent Panto Company are back for another season of filthy festive fun following their sell out production of Rubbin Wood!
‘BE AMAZED they allowed us back’
‘BE GOB-SMACKED if you heckle the dames’
Join Goldilocks as she goes down in the woods to help save the family circus from the threat of the evil ring master. Chuck in three bears, a mad-cap cast of circus friends and plenty of cunning stunts (don’t worry, we double checked the spelling there!) and you’ve a must-see festive extravaganza – the adult panto that’s just right!
Trigger warning: contains expletives and sexual references.
“Hilariously entertaining… the parts not planned were the icing on the cake” - Review 2022
“Well what a night!! 15/10 amazing show not laughed this much in a long time!!” - Review 2022
“I haven’t laughed that much in such a long time. I left with a headache from laughing soo much!” - Review 2022